I Would Rather Be Salty Than Sweet

You forgot about trying to be sweet a long time ago. Instead, you embrace your salty side, whether that be sunny days at the beach or starry night watches under a new moon. A rebel ocean spirit runs through you. And you will never surrender the freedom the sea provides. In sum, you would rather be salty than sweet.

This shirt not only proclaims your desire. It also advertises your priorities. Nobody should be surprised when you slip away to the Caribbean or decide that going for a sail is more important than that work function. But people who don’t know you well will still be taken aback, because the people who are truly salty rather than sweet are rare indeed. Your true friends, on the other hand, completely understand where you are coming from.

If you swear like a sailor, don’t take no for an answer, or would rather spend a day on the water than off, you are probably a good candidate for this t-shirt. Or, perhaps you are someone who has seawater in their veins. Or, maybe, you have an insatiable thirst for adventure and let nothing stand in your way. If that is true, you are among the elect, a badass babe.