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Sailing T-Shirts

stylish woman with a shirt that says I would rather be salty than sweet between two mermaidsI would rather be salty than sweet between two mermaids

I Would Rather Be Salty Than Sweet

You forgot about being sweet a long time ago, and a rebellious ocean spirit runs through your veins. And you will never surrender the ocean or the freedom it offers you. You would rather be salty than sweet.

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"When the going gets weird, the weird go to sea."man with a bushy white beard and a woman laughing, both with shirts on that say "When the going gets weird, the weird go to sea."

“When the going gets weird, the weird go to sea.”

While Hunter S. Thompson did not say it, he had enough appreciation for the sea and sailing to love our revision of his quote, "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."

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Woman at the helm of a sailboat with a t-shirt on that says Well-Behaved Women Rarely Go Cruising text over an anchorWell-Behaved Women Rarely Go Cruising text over an anchor

Well-Behaved Women Rarely Go Cruising

We know it takes a lot of moxie to get out on the water. And it requires an even more adventurous spirit to leave home behind and head out cruising.

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Well-Behaved Women Rarely Go Sailing with an anchor underneathWoman on a sailboat using a winch with a shirt that says Well-Behaved Women Rarely Go Sailing

Well-Behaved Women Rarely Go Sailing

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